I'll take you there.

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

altered-judgement:

Me whenever I enter the public.

(Source: johnkrasinski)

(Source: praises)

(Source: dadruiner)

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

sofapizza:

oh deer this is my stop